"I dont think Ive ever seen Mal so dolled up!" Nosedive exclaimed, peeping over the park seat. His blond hair flopped into his eyes, and he shoved it back.
"You know, if we were human, wed have ears to stop our hair falling in our faces." Jadestar commented.
"But Id never be able to wear a battle strip on my nose with out it looking like Zinc!" her brother joked back. They forgot their present business, and giggled, their identical faces split with smiles.
"Oh man!" Nosedive sat back up. "We were meant to be following the love birds!"
They snuck across the street, and peeped in the window.
"Theyll kill us if they find out." Jadestar frowned as they watched Duke pull out Mallorys chair so she could sit down.
"Yeah," Nosedive shrugged. "but theyre not going too." He stressed the going.
"Why dont we just go home?" Jadestar couldnt see the point in disturbing Duke and Mallorys privacy. Ahile! Lay off!"
"You arent doing something silly, are you?"
"Me? No way!" Nosedive gave his most innocent look. Wildwing didnt seem convinced. Nosedive sighed. "Wildwing, if I was gonna be stupid I wouldnt have brought Star."
"I guess."
"No, you know Id never get her in danger." Nosedive suddenly reviewed their day to day lives. "Well, without a puckblaster at my side, anyway."
"Just look after her."
Jadestar shoved Nosedives head out of the picture. "Brother dears, Im quite capable of looking after myself!"
Both brothers gave her their but-youre-our-only-sister- look, and she sighed, turning back to watch the older ducks dining. Nosedive got rid of Wildwing, and joined her.
***
Dukes good eye roved up and down the menu. "So, Mal, what do you want?"
"Id know if I could understand what this menu said! Do you think they have an English version anywhere?"
"Probably not. I guess this means that Im banned from picking restaurants?"
"Its still a great place. Nice atmosphere." the red head smiled, taking in the candle-light and classy waiters.
"Nothing but the best for my firefly!" Duke grinned in his most charming manner. Mallory patted her hair in self-conscience, but smiled all the same.
A waiter with a black handle-bar moustache came over. "Is the lady and gent ready to order?"
"Uh, yeah." Duke looked for the most expensive food, figuring it must have been the best. "Well both have that." He pointed to it.
The waiter shifted uncomfortably. "I dont think youll like that."
"Ill try anything once." Mallory commented.
"But "
"If she says she wants the, er, braten ente, then thats what she wants!" Duke waved the waiter away.
***
"Dive, this bites!" Jadestar was sick of watching through the glass, and sick of the stares that always accompanied alien hockey-playing, crime-fighting ducks. "We cant even tell what theyre saying."
"Problem solved, girly girl. Follow the Dive." He started moving towards the door.
"Oh no. No." Jadestar protested.
"See you inside." he grinned, and went in. Jadestar groaned, and followed.
***
Nosedive and Jadestar slunk past the waiters easily, putting their lessons in camouflage from Duke to use. They concealed themselves behind a clump of fake plants close to the table where the two older ducks were sitting. They were talking softly, Dukes hands on Mallorys.
Nosedive pretended to throw up. "This is so gross."
"For 17, you sure are immature."
"Yeah, so? Theres no point in liking this stuff. Theres only you, Mallory and Tanya. Youre my sister, Mallorys with Duke, and Tanya ? I dont think so."
"I think Wildwing likes Tanya."
"Thats worse than Duke and Mal."
"Youre hopeless."
"You know it!" Nosedive grinned cheekily, and turned back to his observations.
***
Duke looked up as the waiter appeared again, carrying two plates. He placed them down gently and stood back, watching nervously. Mallory eyes Duke, and took a bite.
"This is pretty good. Tastes like chicken." she enthused, taking another forkful.
"Hey, what exactly is this anyway?" Duke asked the waiter, picking up his cutlery.
"Un, braten ente means roast duck in German." he quavered.
Mallory froze. Duke calmly put down his knife and fork.
"Excuse me." Mallory gasped, and walked as fast as she could in the direction of the toilets.
"Im sorry " the waiter whined pathetically.
"You tried to tell us," Duke looked at his plate, and began to understand Mallorys sudden dash for the bathroom. "Just take it away, please."
"Would you like to order again?" the man asked as he collected the plates again.
"Ill tell you when my date gets back."
"Sorry again sir." the waiter backed away and left.
"No problem," Duke muttered as he pulled out a small felt-covered box. "Its not like tonight was important."
***
Both the twins were having coughing and choking fits as they spied what was in the ring box.
"He wants to *marry* her?!" Nosedive squeaked just a little louder than hed meant to. Duke spun around, and both the teens sat back behind the plant pots, with their backs to Duke.
Dukes angry, up-side down face was suddenly at the end of the twins beaks. Nosedive gave Duke a small wave. Duke frowned (though from their perspective it looked more like a smile gone wrong) and grabbed the collars of their shirts.
As Nosedive was begin pulled to his feet he muttered sarcastically "Oh, this was an un-foreseen plot twist."
"Lets just remember whose idea this was." Jadestar retorted.
Dukes good eye flashed angrily, and the chip in his beak looked sharper than ever. "What the puck do you two think youre doing?" he growled, voice low and dangerous.
Nosedive tried to laugh, nervously. "Its a funny story actually. You see, professional hockey doesnt pay much, so theyre employing us to "
Duke swiftly grabbed his beak and held it closed. Nosedive immediately slapped his hand away, and stepped back. Jadestar watched the ungain.
"We have nothing better to do. Ive read the comics we got this morning."
"You could try reading a novel."
"No way! I dont want to end up like Tanya!"
"No chance." his sister muttered.
Nosedives com suddenly beeped, and he flicked it open. "Dive, at your service." he grinned at his older brother and leader Wildwing.
"Is Jade with you? I cant get her on her com."
"Yeah, shes with me. You cant get her because shes not wearing it."
"Why not?" Wildwing had been worried, a com not working usually meant that the coms owner was in trouble. Worrying was Wildwings main vice, and when it involved his little sister he worried double-time.
"You know she hates it."
Jadestar pushed so her face was visible by Wildwing. Nosedive obligingly moved his wrist. "It looks dumb when out of battle gear!"
"So change."
"Wing! We get stared at enough as it is!"
"Stared at? You arent in the Pond?"
"Uh " Jadestar gave the floor to her twin, as Nosedive was an excellent liar.
"Nice going, girly girl." Nosedive muttered. "Bro, were just out." he told Wildwing.
"At 7:30? Did it ever occur to you to ask?"
"Oh man, 17s old enough to just go out for awfolding scene with a sense of guilt and fascination.
Dukes box was nowhere to be seen as he rubbed his forehead. "OK, whose idea this time?"
Both the twins raised a hand.
"In that case Ill assume the regular culprit. Nosedive, Ive had it! Dont you think me and Mal deserve a little time alone?"
"Well, yeah." Nosedive shifted uneasily.
"So why do you always have to follow and spy on us?!"
"Hey, Jades here too!"
"Only because you talked her into it! Shed follow you into anything!"
"I would not!" Jadestar protested.
"Quiet!" Duke snapped, raising a fist. The sudden fear that sprang into the females green eyes alerted the former thief that his old temper had flared. He was Nosedive reaching instinctively for his chest so he could morph into his battle gear. How much has that kid changed in three years? Duke asked himself. "Look, kiddo, Im sorry," he apologised to Jadestar. "But cant you see why Im upset?"
She opened her mouth to answer when Dukes eye widened, and he pushed them in the general direction of the entrance. "Malll be coming any second," he told their puzzled looks. "I dont want to see either of you for the rest of the night."
"Are you going to tell Wing or Mal?" Nosedive asked.
Duke sighed, anger having died down. Its not like getting them into trouble will help much. He grinned suddenly, further confusing the objects of his thoughts. Ill just make their lives worth puck for the next few weeks.
Nosedive and Jadestar hurried down the street towards the Pond. Duke watched them go with mixed feelings. For him, and probably Mallory too, the atmosphere had been ruined.
"Duke," a voice from behind him said tiredly. "I think its time to go." Mallory was a vast contrast to the happy figure she had formally cut. Her hair drooped into her eyes.
Duke took her hand. "Sure thing princess."
***
The next day, the twins kept out of the grey ducks way, and he did not seek them out. Breakfast had been a strained affair, much to the bewilderment of the other three, and conversation was left up to Wildwing, Tanya and Grin. With Grin being his ever-silent self, and Tanya pre-occupied with thoughts of Drake Ones latest complaint, Wildwing was left to speak to the air.
Mallory had not come to breakfast, and Duke headed off to find her. The twins excused themselves (a rare event in Nosedives case) and took off on their Duckcycles to the welcoming glass doors of Captain Comics.
***
Duke exited Mallorys room, and walked down the corridor to Wildwings. It was well past 5pm, Mallory had been feeling ill and Duke had stayed to keep her company. Now though, came a more challenging task.
"Hey Wildwing? You seen the kids?"
Wildwing looked up from his latest hockey magazine. "Not since breakfast. I think theyve gone to the Mall."
"Thanks." Duke left to go to the hanger. Wildwing shrugged and continued reading.
***
By the time Duke spotted the two Duckcycles, it was getting dark. He jumped off his own, and waited. Sure enough, within 5 minutes the 17 years olds appeared.
"Oh, hi Duke." Jadestar chirped.
"Hey. I thought you might like to know, Ive decided to keep last night between us. It was pretty well ruined before you two showed up, so I cant blame much on you anyway."
Nosedive exhaled with relief. Mallorys temper became banshee-like at times, and being on the receiving end was all too common for him. And last nights little stunt WOULD have set her off, big time. "Thanks." But the air was still think and uncomfortable.
Duke pointed down the street and hopped on his bike. "That man over there, running. Think thats his purse?"
Jadestar knew from Dukes tone that her brother and herself had been fully forgiven, and she grinned at the possibility of action. "Doubtful." she smiled as she grabbed her own cycle.
Nosedive gunned his engine and twinkled at the others. "Race ya."
***
Thirty minutes later there was one more inmate in the Anaheim jail, one irate Klegghorn for being shown up again, one happy young lady, one blushing teenage duck embarrassed at the kiss hes received, one sister finding the whole thing the funniest occurrence since sliced salami (you the duck, Dive, you the duck!) and one middle-aged drake whod seen it all and smiled.
***
What the ? Duke thought as someone tapped on his door at midnight. "Whos that? Whats the matter?" he said grumpily.
"Its Jadestar. Are you awake?"
Duke sat up with a sigh of resignation. "Kiddo, thats a stupid question. Its too late at night for stupid questions. You got something to say, come in and say it."
The door slid open, and Jadestar in her pyjamas walked in, and stood at the end of the bed. "I was just lying awake when I realised that we I never apologised. I thought Id better do it now, cause Id have forgotten later. So, sorry. I really mean it too."
"That all?" Duke asked. Jadestar nodded. "Well then, accepted and all. Now, get outta here and get some sleep. Ive got a hockey game tomorrow, and youve got to thrill the pants off them humans with some fancy skating, huh?"
She smiled. "Yeah, 'kay. Night Duke." she headed for the door.
"Good night sweetheart." He lay back down.
Jadestar turned as she reached the door. "I wont tell Mallory what you had planned. Ill make sure Dive doesnt either."
"Appreciated." Duke grunted, before falling asleep immediately.